You have selected the Sugga Gender-Non-Specific Parent Figure membership level.
Five hundred fat sexy dollars per freakin’ month. Wow. Double the above mentioned merchandise and a totally sick ImportantCool jacket. Epic cred. Christmas party invites if we ever open an office.
All patrons get an equal vote. Merchandise will be delivered at the start of the second month of patronage (except for class traitors and upfront specials).